abo sa dila

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The second flight was worse. There was a guy sitting next to you that smelled like he'd slept in a giant gym sock. And it wasn't a violent smell, like a fart. A fart you could understand. It comes on strong, punches you in the face and then it fades into the crowd. Not this -- this was an underhanded, passive-aggressive smell. This smell was like a girlfriend moping around the house with a sad look on her face, looking absolutely heart-broken, moaning, groaning and begging for attention. You ask her "What's wrong?" She sighs, looks away and says: "Nothing." Forcing you to keep at it, attending to her until she's ready to stop acting. Never-ending. Annoying.

- Coleman Collins

Check out the whole post. That last paragraph? Tangina ang galing.

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In other news: Looks like there's an upset in the making in the Eastern Conference Finals. Everyone's been gearing for LeBron vs. Kobe in the Finals, but lookee here-- Orlando's up 3-1. Been rooting for them, actually, since the T-Mac/ Grant Hill days. And now with Dwight and those 3-point bombers there, I'm sure that their 4-out, 1-in offense will give L.A. problems; the Lakers are good interior defenders, they can body up in the post and clog the passing lanes, but I'm not sure if they have the legs to keep up with Orlando's side-to-side ball swings. We'll see.

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And would you believe that I haven't seen a single quarter of these playoffs? Moved to QC, been here for a month now. Don't yet have TV. DSL's all set to be installed this week though. Funny text there, from the ISP: "Ser 3-5 days po ikakabit na internet ninyo naka-dispots na."

Dispots? Yol and I spent more than a few moments trying to make sense of it, until, "Aaaaah."

Dispatch.

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Speaking of Dispatch:

Oh, and it's 90's night this Saturday, Mag:Net Katipunan. Los Chupacabras will be playing a few songs. I'm trying to sneak in a Counting Crows song, but I'm not very hopeful. Do drop by.